This is a ridiculous story

For four days, I've been wanting to make spaghetti.

For four days, I have been unable to open the jar of my spaghetti sauce.

I've tried everything but the darn thing won't budge. I've googled every tip and tried multiple times every day to no success.

And at this point we've gone far past embarrassing to downright pathetic.

And I want spaghetti so bad it makes me want to cry.

I guess I'll have to keep trying tomorrow.

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